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Happy Birthday Asshole Card
$6.99
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Perfect for the sarcastic, beer-loving friend in your life, this hilariously cheeky card delivers birthday wishes with a side of good-natured ribbing. Featuring a hand-drawn illustration of a classic beer can, it’s a humorous choice for those who appreciate a little playful banter.
Card Details:
- Size: A2 (4.25” x 5.5”) – just the right size for your snarky birthday sentiments.
- Interior: Blank inside – customize your message, from sarcastic to semi-sincere.
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Design Features:
- Letterpress printed by hand in-studio for an artisanal and tactile feel.
- Crafted on luxuriously heavy cream-colored stock that’s Acid Free, Chlorine Free, and FSC® Certified.
- Includes a sleek, sexy black envelope to enhance its bold appeal, all protected by a cellophane sleeve.
Why It Stands Out:
- Edgy & Fun: A card with attitude, perfect for the friend or family member who can take a joke.
- Handcrafted Quality: The letterpress design adds a touch of authenticity and charm.
- Eco-Conscious: Made with sustainably sourced materials, combining humor with environmental responsibility.
This card is ideal for making someone laugh out loud on their special day. It’s a memorable way to wish them well (and keep them humble). Explore other humor-filled designs to keep the fun going!
Materials + Care
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