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I'm Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Sympathy Card
$6.99
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I'm Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Sympathy Card
A Unique Blend of Comfort and Humor
Send your heartfelt condolences with a twist! The I'm Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick card combines a sympathetic message with a touch of humor, making it an ideal choice for those who appreciate a light-hearted approach during tough times.
Key Features:
- Personal Touch: Blank interior allows for your thoughtful, personalized message of support.
- Elegant Design: Digitally printed with stunning gold foil accents, adding a sophisticated flair.
- Eco-Conscious Materials: Crafted from Acid-Free, Chlorine-Free stock containing 10% post-consumer waste, and FSC Certified.
- Perfect Size: A2 format (4.25” x 5.5”) — ideal for sending alone or alongside a thoughtful gift.
- Includes Envelope: Comes with a matching yellow Green Seal® Certified envelope, neatly packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve.
- Proudly Canadian: Designed and printed in Canada, supporting local artisans and sustainable practices.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Genuine and Supportive: The candid message brings a smile while offering comfort, making it a thoughtful gesture for friends or loved ones in need.
- Sustainability Matters: Show you care for the environment with this eco-friendly card, allowing you to express sympathy responsibly.
- A Memorable Gesture: Perfect for those going through challenging times, blending support with humor to lift their spirits.
Made in Ontario
Materials + Care
All our products are chosen because of the quality of materials used. They are made with intention and care to detail by proud Canadian makers and manufacturers.
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Shipping + Returns
Free shipping on orders over $75/Ontario, $120/all other Provinces & Territories. Low flat rate across Canada $15-$20. For USA Shipping will be calculated at checkout. We ship orders 1-3 business days. We do not ship on weekends or holidays.
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